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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-11-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2016

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Scotland, packing and squeeze box players.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

0:07.7

I'm just checking in on you

0:10.3

It's 9.25 p.m. here. This is a really weird podcast. I'm gonna be taping this on my iPhone

0:16.2

I'm probably gonna do half of it and then I'm gonna head out. It's my last night in Scotland

0:22.0

I

0:23.0

My last night to Scotland I had a fucking blast, but I gotta tell you man Jesus Christ after spending three fucking days in Scotland

0:30.4

Scotland

0:31.2

ball

0:32.4

Go by Bollum

0:35.0

You've had a bottle of warm I

0:39.3

Fuckin I just want to be dry. It is just rained essentially non-stop

0:44.2

And it didn't even have the fucking decency to just rain. It's just been slowly just fucking spitting in your face

0:49.1

And I finally was talking to this cab driver on the way over and he was just going

0:54.6

I was like does it always rain?

0:56.9

During the summer over here

0:58.8

Because of summer there's no summer in Scotland

1:02.7

Summer in Scotland as you go to Turkey Greece or Spain or some shit like that

1:08.4

He's basically saying I guess the sun never fucking shines here

1:13.2

You know, is it any wonder why everybody's so goddamn funny up here?

1:16.5

I

1:18.9

Oh man, I had such great shows and one of the another really weird venue I

1:24.1

Didn't even know what the fuck it was it took me like to my third show to realize it was a

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