Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast from Monday.

Fucking Monday there. August 15th, 2016. What's going on? How are you? All freckles.

Finished his tour. Finished his tour. Strong. I did my last two nights, one Cologne Germany

and then the other Antwerp and Bellgim. Got a frog in my throat here. Just amazing shows.

And I got to tell you something. I want a special thank you to the people who came out in Germany.

I fucking did my Hitler shit and I thought that they were going to pull back. They loved it.

And I don't mean love it like, yeah, bring the guy back. They had a great sense of humor about it.

And, oh yeah, it was great too. Then all my other shit too was working. I was just a great show.

And I learned a lot about the city. Oh, no, you didn't Bill. You were there for fucking like 17 hours.

I went on their Wikipedia page, Cologne Germany. And I found out that it was one of the most bomb cities of World War II.

So it was this weird thing where it was this really old city, but everything was brand new because the Allies fucking blew everything up.

Except for this one church, you know, which I don't understand how it survived. It's got the really tall fucking spires.

You know, it was just sitting there. It had like, must have had like, Mayweather fucking head movement.

I don't know how it avoided it. I also don't get how like Cologne Germany somehow got bombed more than here.

Hiroshima, Nagasaki. I mean, they got fucking, is it because it was just one bomb.

That really redefined the old right there, Fred. You know, when you drop a fucking atom bomb on somebody.

That is probably the ultimate right there, Fred, where Cologne Germany was more just like, do you remember that fight?

What the fuck, George St. Pierre had, where he just kept punching that other guy right in his fucking eye.

Jabb, jab, jab. And he kept hitting him in the exact same fucking place. That's what we did at Cologne Germany, where Japan, that was more like an Anderson Silver.

You know, when you stand in there and you think he's going to throw a jab and then he somehow gives you an upper cut with his foot.

Is it Bill? Is that what, at the atomic bomb is like, I don't know. I don't fucking know.

Anyway, so the tour finished up strong. And I don't hear a lot of people ever saying that they go to Belgium.

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