Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday,

August 8th, 2016. Let me move close to the mic there. Try not to have it on my chest,

so you don't listen to me breathing. I know it's been an issue last couple of podcasts,

but like I said, I'm out here on the road and the little mix-up that I use is a piece

of shit. Even if I have an adapter for some reason, it seems to blow up. It probably

didn't. I probably plugged it into the wall and I fucked up. But who knows? So I am in,

as an American would say, Edinburgh. I don't know how the fuck they say in Scotland. I just did a show,

believe it or not, like a quarter to four in the afternoon out here. I have shows at 345 and 1130.

I don't know why. I thought it was because I signed on late to the festival. I have no idea.

But I'm going to tell you, man, it was a fucking great time. It was a great time. Look at that.

I just got a message here. All right. Let me shut this fucking thing off.

All right. So anyway, so I just did a show. I'm going to tell you, I loved it.

I'm sitting there the whole time going over there being this cranky fucking little show girl, right?

I was an Amsterdam last night, which is a great show. So today I'm flying. I land. I get to the

fucking hotel. The hotel isn't ready. You know, as always, that's how my travel always gets put

together. They never let me sleep that extra hour and a half. They're always like, let's get them

up and get them to the next fucking city. God forbid, he misses the show. And then you always get,

I was in a landing before the fucking rooms ready. And I know what you think of. Well, Bill,

why don't you have you with somebody call ahead and ask for an early check in. I'll tell you why

because I don't live my life that way. I live my life moment to fucking moment. That's, I try to,

because if I look too far down the road, I have a panic attack and I start getting overwhelmed

and depressed and I just start going like, it's just flying by. I'm going to die soon. All right.

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