Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-5-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about American Wars, root beer floats, and the NBA Summer.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and
0:07.8	I'm checking on you checking in on you. I'm just checking in on you. Check, check, check, check
0:15.0	check in on you. How are you? It's a day late, but you know, it was the holiday yesterday. Happy birthday to America.
0:23.0	I got to make sure I'm not going to be too loud. My lovely daughter is sleeping in the other room.
0:28.0	How was your 4th of July? How was your, hey, hey, Britain, hey, England, in your fucking face. Huh?
0:38.0	To get trying to tax our fucking tea. Dude, can you imagine if fucking England was still here, right?
0:46.0	And they tried to tax the fucking coffee at Duncan Donets. Be a fucking riot, dude.
0:53.0	Hey, can you imagine if Amazon took a fucking picture of your face and just fucking sold it to a robot company?
1:02.0	No one would give a fuck, dude. Dude, as long as that fucking bean bag cheats here within fucking three days, you know, I'm fucking happy.
1:13.0	Dude, I would love a fucking robot replacement in myself. You want to do my fucking job? Hey, knock yourself out, kid.
1:22.0	Good luck to you there. Fucking metal me. I don't give a fuck.
1:29.0	I'll sit here and drink my fucking coffee that is not taxed by the English. Thank you very much.
1:35.0	It's all the fucking heroes out there. You know, all the ones who died in the fucking revolution every war.
1:43.0	All the ones who died in the war of 1812. Fucking French and Indian war.
1:51.0	The Civil War, which was kind of fucking stupid. It was Americans killing Americans, you know, like when Starbucks opened too many fucking locations, right?
2:02.0	Like what Duncan Donets is doing, like they didn't learn anything from fucking Krispy Kreme.
2:08.0	Gonna have a fucking location, more fucking locations than famous raised fucking pizza.
2:17.0	Spanish American war. Fucking World War I. World War II.
2:29.0	It's even better than World War I, just like the Godfather part II, as far as I'm concerned.
2:34.0	Fucking the Korean War conflict minus five on the fucking test.
2:41.0	Fucking bitch. Maybe go to summer school on that one.
2:45.0	Fucking Vietnam War Grenada Panama Canal.
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