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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 7-1-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles with Justin Long about 90's Pride Parades, acting, and classic television.

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right. Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's time for the Monday morning

0:04.6

podcast from Monday, July 1st, 2019. Oh my God. Where is the summer going? Ah! I am

0:13.2

here with the always wonderful, the always lovely Justin Long, who does, arguably, the

0:20.0

most favorite character on F is for family. Kevin Murphy. Hey, before before we get into

0:27.2

that and I and I put you on the spot. Do you'll do? Yeah. This is surreal for me because

0:34.8

I'd listen, I'd listen to almost every episode and I know you are. You are a big fan of the

0:39.7

podcast. Yeah. I'm going to try to tone it down a little bit. I don't want to come on.

0:42.9

No, no. It's all right. But I'm a big fan. So it's weird to hear you even go, go,

0:47.6

go out to the Monday morning, but it's weird to even hear you do the introduction. Yeah.

0:50.8

That's why I don't video it. Oh, I like to keep a mystery. Yeah. Right. Just got like

0:55.6

share. Where is she? That's right. She's in Malibu. It'd be like what she doing in bed with

1:00.4

shares. And I saw the between, you know, behind the shares. They're hot. Share was fucking

1:05.2

smoking when I was a kid. I got you, babe. Hey, let me, let me read this here.

1:10.8

Please let the listeners. Okay. I did a live podcast from Phoenix, Arizona, in front of a crowd.

1:15.8

No edits will be posted on my YouTube channel this week. Please subscribe to the Monday

1:21.2

Morning podcast on the YouTube page. And you can follow at the M M podcast and at bill

1:28.1

bur on Twitter for tour updates and new videos. I got a couple of new tour dates here.

1:33.9

I'm going to be at Foxwoods Resort and Casino in Connecticut on August 11th. And I'll be doing

1:39.5

the Cosmopolitan and Las Vegas on December 21st. Justin, I'm actually going there in September

1:46.0

to do a date because I want to see Elton John because I believe him when he says he's going to

1:51.6

retire. Is that what he says? I think this is the last one. It's getting there for a while.

1:57.4

No, everybody else says it all the time. Yeah, everybody always fakes out. Well, there they go.

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