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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 7-8-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about terminators, redheads, and fetishes.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burner's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, July 8th,

0:07.7

2019 what's going on? How wow?

0:13.3

How's it going? Well back to the goddamn grind, right?

0:20.0

Beautiful, probably a beautiful sunny summer day and

0:23.1

you got what you got to feel what it felt like to be a fucking trust fund kid this entire weekend, right?

0:29.9

Just no fucking nobody bugging you, right? Other than your significant other.

0:35.4

We need more ice. Can you go to the stew and get some more ice?

0:39.9

What do you not know how to drive a fucking car now? Don't start. Okay, just don't fucking,

0:46.3

do you said you weren't gonna do this? You ruined Easter, you ruined Flag Day, okay? What is it

0:51.6

with you in the holidays? Well, you know, I'd like to enjoy the day too, sweetheart,

0:57.2

rather than running to the fucking store every time you just you decide we need some more fucking dip.

1:03.1

You know, you are just getting you're just getting impossible.

1:06.9

How's it going, man? I'm going to stupid mood. It's a Sunday. I'm when I'm recording this and I

1:22.8

have a lot to record. Congratulations, by the way, to the the women's, the ladies,

1:29.1

soccer team. They won the World Cup. First ladies team to ever do that ever. Of course, it's the USA to

1:39.6

go back to back, I should say. Four years ago, they also won a World Cup. All right, they're the first

1:46.4

ones ever. How far back does women's soccer go? Like, when did they first let them out?

1:51.8

So, like, fucking allow them to play soccer. You know what I mean? All these fucking guys yelling

1:59.4

at them about their hoop skirts. You can't run around. You're gonna fucking, you're gonna trip and fall

2:04.0

and you're gonna flatten out your titties and then what? Then what? You know, this is what guys

2:10.8

thought back in the day. I'm just trying to give you guys perspective on women's soccer. History

2:15.9

of women's World Cup. All right, let's look this up here. What do we got? What do we got?

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