Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

I'm just checking in on you to see how your work weeks going.

You know, fucking weird one this year. Fourth of July on a Wednesday. You know, it's on the Tuesday. Maybe your boss gives you the Monday off, right?

You got a three day fucking week after a four day weekend. It's beautiful. You know, it's on Thursday. Maybe you don't have to come in Friday this year, four day fucking weekend.

Not this year. Oh no. Oh fucking powder wig itself came in on a Wednesday. Fucked everybody.

Monday Tuesday, right? Everybody fucks off for Wednesday. Now you got to come back Thursday Friday.

It's cool to get the day off, but you didn't get the consecutive days off, you know.

You know, you got fucked up the night of July 3rd, right? And yesterday what you do, you ate a bunch of fucking burgers.

Is that what you did? I am finally on the other side of this goddamn cold. I caught one of these post global warming mother nature is going to start getting rid of us colds.

This fucking thing. It came on slow, you know, and then it just started picking up speed and it just grabbed me by the fucking throat and just choke slam me.

Yeah. So I'm finally finally on the other side of it now. You would know it to hear me right now, but I am.

I want to thank all you guys for your postcards and your well wishes.

Met a lot to me. You know, when I was sitting laying there in the hospital bed.

I actually was the first guy who ever went to the hospital for a common cold in the San Fernando Valley area.

They made a plaque for me and everything I went in there and the doctor was just like looking at my chart.

They finally looked up. He's like, so you got the sniffles. I was like, yeah.

He's like, you know, I have a whole emergency room full of people that got stabbed and shot. And I was like, yeah, I know, but like one of my nostrils is like really clogged up and I just can't like deal, man.

I say you guys, I saw that documentary on Mark Ronson.

Did I just name? No, not Mark Ronson. The fucking guy who played with David Bowie is Mark Ronson, the guy.

Mic Ronson. Mic Ronson is the one. Mark Ronson is this is your mother, your father, your sister, whatever the fucking song is.

It's Jailin, Bowin, Eatin' Some Peanut Butter. It's a fucking summer. Dabdu, let me see your titties. Right? Isn't that all that song went.

Nick Ronson played with David Bowie when he was Ziggy Stardusts and the Spiders and fucking incredible guitarist, credible musician, producer, wrote songs, you know, learned how to write out all the music and all this shit.

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