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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 7-2-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about College, Stand Up, and white guys on bicycles.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 2nd,

0:07.6

2018, what's going on? How are you?

0:11.4

Hey, as you can tell, oh, oh freckles is under the weather.

0:17.9

Yeah, I tried to do too much when I was on the road.

0:23.1

I'm just an old guy now and I ended up catching a cold like it was the middle of fucking winter.

0:27.7

I flew into Minneapolis the day of the show. I used to fly in the night before but now I got the kiddo and I don't

0:34.0

um, you know, miss is a little bit of, you know, heard whatever day is possible.

0:40.6

So I flew out the day of then I landed and I've learned this lesson 50 fucking times and every time I've got sick, I landed.

0:50.0

I was a little tired, you know, because I had to get up early to get there on time and I went right to the gym.

0:54.8

Stupid fucking move.

0:56.4

Then I had to do two shows and then I hung out with Verzy and fucking Barnic.

1:02.8

But I slept in the next day, next day I woke up, I kind of felt rundown.

1:07.3

But I was like, no, man, I hit the gym again. I hit the gym again. Fucking more on. Then I take a steam.

1:12.2

Then I go on fucking stage, have one show, see end of the night. I absolutely love Barnic and Verzy.

1:18.6

Hey, let's go out again. So we go out again and this time we were at an outside bar up on this rooftop and this really cool, you know,

1:27.8

place and, you know, downtown Minneapolis and I had a hat on, but it wasn't enough.

1:34.4

And I could tell when I was, you know what a cold just get you.

1:37.5

You know, I'm feeling a little bit and then just getting like, ah, fuck. Here we go.

1:41.0

And I didn't have any vitamins. That's another thing. I forgot my vitamins. All of that dumb shit. So, um,

1:46.6

I don't know. So I apologize for being so friggin late here. But however, I want to thank everybody.

1:52.3

It was one of the most fun weekends I've had as far as crowds and just what I got to see in Minneapolis and Detroit.

1:58.9

Um, Minneapolis, first of all, they did a theater there on the, on the campus of the big 10 university of Minnesota.

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