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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-28-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about gym people, cult robes, and cult recruitment. 

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on?

0:02.4

It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning

0:05.8

podcast.

0:06.8

And I'm just checking in on you, just checking to see how your work week is going.

0:15.1

You know, you're out there, you put your pants on one leg at a fucking time.

0:19.5

Oh, Jesus, speaking of which, I gotta go to work today.

0:25.2

You know, sorry for the fraudiness, my voice.

0:27.1

I just, I woke up.

0:28.4

I literally just woke up and I was just like, I gotta go do my podcast, you know, went

0:33.5

right to work.

0:35.3

Did I get some cereal?

0:36.7

No.

0:37.7

Did I have an English muffin?

0:38.9

No.

0:39.9

What did I do?

0:40.9

I fucking turned off the outside lights, walked out to my garage, my gay garage.

0:47.7

I put the gay in gay garage and just went right to work.

0:53.4

You know, it's the kind of guy I am.

0:57.7

You know, he's reading, he can come downstairs, you know, read a newspaper.

1:01.3

Does that even fucking exist anymore?

1:02.8

I actually saw a guy yesterday at the gym writing an exercise bicycle while reading the

1:11.0

sports page, like a newspaper.

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