Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

Oh, Jesus, it's Monday again. What am I doing with my life?

July 25, 2022. Are you feeling that right now? Are you on your way to work going? Why? What would happen if I just kept driving?

You know, what'd it be great if you just fucking were driving by the building right as your superior, your boss, your manager, the douche who you have to listen to was standing out there and you just sort of look at them as you drive by and they're looking at you.

Like why are you going by the entrance and you just kind of look at them and just just shake your head now like not today, buddy.

Not today, not today, sweetheart. Just put the window down. Listen, not feeling it today.

Well, I'll tell you why. I can tell you exactly why. Let me pull up. You have owned every Monday of my fucking life of my life.

Call back to the pirate.

For the last fucking six years. Okay, let me tell you something. Show the tits. Mel Gibson reference.

This Monday is mine.

This is my Monday. That's another thing that you know, you could just win political office and if elected.

I would say that what's a month you are allowed to say to your manager that this is my Monday. Why is this so fucking loud? It just seems like it's it's it's everything was fine.

Hey, most people do the levels before they do a podcast. I don't know what happened. All of a sudden it got a little loud over here.

Must be a goddamn farm it in this fucking shit hole.

Alright, so you guys know if you've been listening to this podcast for a while, you know that me.

Okay, Mr. Fucking Fony Hollywood grew up on the East Coast, right? Dude, everybody out there was too fucking real for him.

So we fucking hopped in his fucking car drove across the country out to fucking La La Land where they're fucking bunch of pedophiles fucking each other in a hot tub.

Right? That's what goes on out there.

You would think that I am just a a lost cause, but you know, I always keep coming back to my inner red neck. You know what I mean?

I do like electric and I've been actually wanting to you know.

My wife won't let me get a gun, right? So as far as she knows there's no gun in the house. Well, maybe it will.

I actually saw these things for all you gun, gun people out there. Alright, I got a question for you.

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