Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday!

Um, August 1st. Oh my God, where is the fucking summer going? I've barely had time to get a lobster roll.

Have you had the lobster rolled down at Mox? Oh, it's the fucking die for. You only think I don't like it's the fucking line is so goddamn long I go through have a pack of ciggies waiting for it.

By the time I get up there I've burned all my taste buds so I can't taste the lobster butter.

Um, yeah, August 1st, who the fuck knew? I don't, I don't, by the way, I don't fuck with lobsters. Can you tell I'm tired of shit?

I took a fucking, I don't know, red eye, but not a red eye, early morning flight.

Back, I barely slept because there was a bunch of comics of the plane.

Coming back from Mallray all. I had a great time up there at the Montreal Comedy Festival. Before I get into that, let's talk about why I don't fuck with lobster.

Because they boil them alive and then people who aren't lobsters say that the lobsters don't feel anything.

Rather than they don't have a voice to be like, um, could you turn down the heat a little bit? I'm getting a little red in my lobster ass.

They can't say anything. You know, there aren't many fish that say anything.

What's their mammals and they kind of run their yaps? Is it dolphin or mammal?

Because we've got a couple little fucking whiskers. You know, like that dude who can just never grow a beard his whole fucking life.

That's actually a good thing. If you're pretty hairless, use your means to keep it on top of your head. But those fucking guys with the hairy backs and gym class and like eighth grade, they fucking look like a substitute teacher by the time they're 19.

Yeah, I don't fuck with lobster. I still don't understand.

You know, I bet if I was to look right now. If I was to be inquisitive, I would look this up right now.

Okay. Humane way to cook lobster.

All right, which is kind of funny because you imagine if lobster's eight us, oh believe me, buddy, if they could, they would they can get those fucking claws were a little bit bigger.

They take a lot more than just your finger.

Um, how do we do this here? Let's see here.

Lobster is best when killed immediately before cooking.

Well, shit, let's get to it unless you bought a frozen lobster.

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