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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-20-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2023

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles with Jim Gaffigan about his garden, being suspicious, and knowing who's really crazy.  Check out Jim's new stand-up special DARK PALE on Amazon Prime.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

That's an old picture if you don't realize.

0:02.0

Hey, what's going on, everybody?

0:04.0

It's Bill Burns, time for the Thursday afternoon.

0:06.0

Just before Friday, Monday morning podcast,

0:08.0

I thought I'd wear a nice blue shirt to bring up my eyes,

0:11.0

but with my pasty complexion in the lighting in here,

0:14.0

I'm just looking a little overcast.

0:16.0

And even, I'm just checking in on you.

0:18.0

I have a special guest in speaking.

0:21.0

Oh, they brought it down a little bit.

0:23.0

A little warmer light for me.

0:24.0

Speaking of lack of pigment.

0:28.0

My guest today is one of my favorite comedians,

0:32.0

one of the funniest guys out there for the longest time,

0:35.0

sells a zillion tickets from Indiana.

0:38.0

That's right.

0:39.0

Ladies and gentlemen,

0:40.0

with a new special called Dark Pale,

0:42.0

available now on Amazon, Amazon,

0:45.0

the one and only, Jim Gaffigan.

0:48.0

Thank you, buddy.

0:49.0

I feel like we should shake hands.

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