Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday.

Monday Monday, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. July 24th, 2023. What's going on? How, yeah. How's it going? Can you hear the frustration in my voice already?

Can you hear it? Oh my Jesus, Lord, and Savior. Jesus, age Christ on a fucking Christmas tree. What have the hell used to say back in the day?

I'm wiped out. My daughter informed me late last night. She said, Dad, that's how she first starts to ask me. She goes, Dad.

And then if I say no, it becomes Dad. So she goes, Dad, I want to have a daddy daughter day tomorrow.

When you do that with me, and I said, absolutely, that sounds fantastic. So we planned out this whole day.

And it's now like 7.20 at night. And I'm not going to say she's bouncing off the walls, but I was ready to go to sleep for the night about two hours ago.

I can't believe how wiped out I am. We went to an arcade. And then we did some, you know, it was great shooting zombies and driving cars and all of that, having a great time.

Plates a miniature golf. Then I took her up for an ice cream. Then she said she wanted to go to a toy store. And I'm looking up toys our Russ. They don't exist anymore.

I know toys our Russ took over child world. So I thought there was still one toys our Russ left in LA, but they all said permanently closed.

So she's like, well, let's go to Target. I'm like, I don't want to go to Target. Target doesn't have good toys.

She was like, Dad, don't say that. I'm like, I'm telling you, it's mostly crap. So we go in there. Right.

And you know, there's some sort of domestic dispute going out in front of a play. You know, it's a super store.

You're going to run into everybody. Everybody goes into a super store. It's like a fucking black hole of consumerism.

It just it draws everybody in this. There's the shit boxes. There's fucking expensive cars. There's homeless people. There's fucking moms. Right.

There's just everybody's there. There's people shoot not this people on fucking pot cookies.

There's people that just work there. Right. And there's dads with their kids showing up to try to find something that those seven

aisles of shit that they have. Right. They got a couple decent things. A couple of Tonka trucks. Sport section. They got some basketballs, footballs, bats and shit.

Even then, I would go to Dix. Right. I feel like I'm doing a commercial right now for Dix. But anyway, we go in there. Right. And they don't have anything.

Then we go over to the video game section. It's like, I'm not signing off on any of the shickers. I don't know any of this stuff is.

So when we go back, she's kind of standing there. And I look up and I see these stupid things. These kids Ryan.

Ryan's world. He's got these these fucking eggs. And I bought them before. These plastic eggs in inside of them are all these toys.

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