Monday Morning Podcast 7-17-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2023
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Bill rambles about Schwarzenegger's rise, Japan, and Therapy.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday |
| 0:06.9 | Monday |
| 0:08.1 | July 17th |
| 0:09.6 | 2023 |
| 0:11.3 | What's going on? How why yeah |
| 0:14.4 | How's things in your neck and the woods there? |
| 0:17.8 | Podcasts a little later got I got confused |
| 0:21.2 | I got so confused this weekend because |
| 0:24.4 | usually if I do too |
| 0:26.8 | If I'm working two nights, it's either Thursday, Friday or Friday, Saturday |
| 0:30.8 | Oh, wherever |
| 0:32.0 | This weekend it was Saturday, Sunday, which was really weird. So all day yesterday |
| 0:36.3 | I was feeling like it was Saturday then I woke up this morning, but uh, but do do and I got on the plane |
| 0:41.4 | I was like, wait a minute. It's fucking Monday |
| 0:44.5 | I owe the good people |
| 0:47.3 | of the fucking |
| 0:49.8 | Podcast world that goddamn podcast so my apologies |
| 0:54.4 | for being late |
| 0:56.3 | You know, am I right? Am I reminding you of some fucking person you sick of in your life? Oh, listen, ma |
| 1:01.2 | I'm sorry. I'm late. Well listen, you know, I left my wallet at my house. I'm so oh listen, you know why yeah |
| 1:09.0 | Do you have accidentally do something for everybody else you fucking cunt um |
| 1:14.5 | Anyway, sorry, I'm getting away from that air condition. It was a little loud there um |
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