Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-2-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2020
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Bill rambles about getting out, the Troubadour, and football in July.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before |
| 0:06.6 | Friday Monday morning podcast. And just checking in on you, checking in to see how your |
| 0:15.1 | weeks going into July. Oh my God, it's the July 4th weekend. Jesus Christ, I feel like |
| 0:24.1 | every fucking week at it's been July 4th. How many more fucking burgers can I make? Am I |
| 0:28.5 | fucking grill before the officially open the whole fucking thing? Well, according to |
| 0:35.4 | the fucking rumors, they're going to shut everything down again. I mean, this is a fucking, |
| 0:42.2 | just a goddamn quagmire. I'll tell you right now, man, I've seen some fucking, I've seen |
| 0:47.3 | some people stepping some shit before they couldn't get off their fucking boot, but this |
| 0:52.1 | is some sticky shit I've ever seen. I mean, what the fuck do you do here? People got to |
| 1:03.2 | go to work, they got to earn money, but then you got to stay home. Why the fuck? What |
| 1:10.4 | a fucking like this is obviously not worked. The self quarantining is not working or the |
| 1:19.5 | self quarantine, the self-quantination, it's not fucking working. All right, because all |
| 1:28.8 | you need is one mouth, breathe, and fucking moron to go out and get it and then it starts |
| 1:34.6 | over again. So just ain't like back in the day when they had influenza. I'm going to |
| 1:44.3 | guess it was easier to fucking get people to quarantine back then simply because there |
| 1:53.0 | was less people, you know, but then how the fuck did you tell people what was up? Well, |
| 2:00.5 | no Facebook out there on the prairie, I can tell you that. But I would also think the |
| 2:06.9 | fact that you could actually fucking die of it and people died on a regular fucking |
| 2:11.6 | basis back then and death was a real fucking thing, you know, and then people also knew |
| 2:17.4 | how to hunt like, well shit, you know, worst case scenario. I'll just go back and fucking |
| 2:23.1 | shoot and shit and the fucking woods. All right, I ain't going down to textile mill getting |
| 2:29.3 | breathe though. Everybody sounds like this in history and on everybody who sounds dumb |
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