Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning

podcast from Monday, July 6, 2020. What's going on? And how are you? How is

how was your fourth of July weekend? Do you have some burgers? Ah, yes, my

bags. Fucking French fries. We did you did you make a seven-foot hot dog

and you're your fucking neighbor was eating one side and you eat another,

you know, and you got mad because he ate seven inches and you only got five

the fucking selfish cunt and you both walked away, right? Is that what happened?

Or did you just say, fuck it man, this is all just a fucking thing to take down

the guy that I want to vote for and you're fucking just had a party.

Um, I don't know, I didn't do shit. I was just over here with the wife and kids.

I got the grill going and we just did burgers and dogs nice and fucking simple.

That was it. Um, I kind of lived vicariously through other people's fucking

shit that they were doing. All the fireworks out here was great watching everybody

shooting them off and all of that stuff, you know, it's always unfortunate.

There's always somebody fucking, you know, blows one of their balls off.

Ever hear about that kid over in Salem? Ah, dude, he had a fucking pack of firecrackers

in his right pocket. Blue is left nut off. That's what's weird.

Well, ever that, I'll tell you how it happened. Did you hear about it? It's my

fucking story. Ever, Denny, the concussive force of the fucking explosion.

And when it hit his right ball, what actually happened was his right ball was so

concussed by the explosion was thrown back like fucking Rambo, you know,

after he blows up a building and it slammed into the net left nut so hard that it

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