Monday Morning Podcast 6-29-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles live at the Troubadour about astronauts, the Rogan mask clip, and how to tell a friend to fuck off.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's up, it's Bill Burr. Jesus Christ of my pasty. It's the fucking overhead lighting there. |
| 0:10.0 | So what you're about to watch is the live, not live, recorded live video that we did at the Trubordor. |
| 0:18.0 | Had a great time when I was down there, I'm going to try to raise some money for that wonderful venue. |
| 0:22.0 | Just a little heads up. The audio kind of sucks in some places. It's the first time we ever recorded down there. |
| 0:29.0 | Had a little issue with my, whatever the fuck you call a recording device. |
| 0:34.0 | And there's an AC going on and off in the background. So apologies to that. |
| 0:38.0 | But I think Andrew Thamelis was able to do his editing magic. And I think everything will be all right. |
| 0:44.0 | Hopefully. But thank you for watching. We'll have an autograph poster. |
| 0:47.0 | If you want to buy it to help contribute, we'll have a donation button. |
| 0:50.0 | I think on the Trubordor's website and everything. |
| 0:52.0 | But this is a special one because I love this venue and it's done so much for so many people. |
| 0:57.0 | So I hope you enjoy the podcast. All right. Thank you. |
| 1:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Bird. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 1:06.0 | June 29th. Oh my God. Where is this stuff going? |
| 1:11.0 | I mean, it always flies by. So when you got to walk around with the front and your titties and your face, |
| 1:19.0 | it just needs to go by so much quicker. |
| 1:23.0 | Shout out to everybody still going on the beach. |
| 1:26.0 | Yeah. Fuck all that fake news with the spiked virus. |
| 1:30.0 | Whatever they know. Fucking scientists. |
| 1:33.0 | You know, bunch of A heads. Think about all the smart people in high school. |
| 1:37.0 | You didn't like that, did you? They never went to the beach. |
| 1:41.0 | They weren't the cool people. Huh? Fuck it in the sand. |
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