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🗓️ 12 July 2018
⏱️ 133 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burton. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and |
0:07.5 | I'm just checking in on you. |
0:13.5 | What's going on? How are you? There's some happy people out there. There's some sad people out there was a wonderful couple of days of soccer. Here are the world cup. |
0:22.6 | France, all right. Beets Belgium and England falls to Croatia. It's coming out. It's coming out. I finally looked it up to see like why did they keep saying that it's coming home. |
0:40.6 | I immediately assumed like well obviously England must have won the most championships and this is their arrogant fucking way of being like yeah this is where it rightfully belongs. |
0:52.6 | Kind of like when the Yankees win a world series and then all those fucking talking heads on on ESPM will go and everything is all is right in baseball again. |
1:04.6 | It's why why because a 200 million dollar team want a fucking playoff series. Playoffs. Turns out that's not what it is. Evidently the game of soccer. Now this might our football footy whatever the fuck you call it. |
1:23.6 | Evidently it was according to the English. It was created in England. They were the ones who decided despite the fact that |
1:34.6 | you have four limbs you can only use two they wanted a degree of difficulty they weren't like the animals over here. You know what we get bored and like pick it up. |
1:44.6 | You know tackle them which meant jump on his back and throw him to the fucking ground now tackle over there's your trip somebody. |
1:53.6 | Take your foot out and you trip them. So Evidently it started over there. That's what this thing so that's what it meant because I thought it meant that they had the most championships and then I looked up all time world cup champions. |
2:03.6 | All right what you got to do how the fuck do you not to do I don't give a fuck what the sport is I want to know who dominated turns out Brazil. |
2:13.6 | Since 1930 they won the most they've won five. 58 62 70 94 2002 which is a fucking lot considering it's every four years. |
2:24.6 | How many of them been one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen twenty this is the twenty first one and they've won twenty one like whatever the fucking was that 20% of 25% of them then Germany. |
2:39.6 | Yeah they they got four Italy has four all they should have had five and 94 I remember that one. |
2:48.6 | Argentina hand to God. That guy whatever his name was the hell was that guy's name Diego or some shit what the fuck was his name I used to know his name. |
3:02.6 | Yeah one of those fucking names was just like the second they gave him that his name it's just like pussy is going to be raining down on this guy right. |
3:12.6 | I forget hand to God guy that guy was where he was like in shape and he also look fat what the fuck was his name. |
3:20.6 | Diego Erragamo or something like that I can't fucking remember then I get my hope I say this right. |
3:27.6 | I always always you're a great or a way wanted twice and then England France and Spain of all what it wants. |
3:35.6 | That's interesting because I thought Spain was a powerhouse and I would have thought England won a bunch way back in the day when it's probably just a bunch of white guys running around. |
3:44.6 | Right. I also don't so that's why they say it's coming home it's not some arrogant shit it's like hey you know this game that the whole world loves you know not to pat ourselves on the back but guess what we came up with it. |
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