Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 16th,

2018. What's going on? How?

Yeah.

How you doing? It's Sunday afternoon when I'm recording this. I'm still in Seattle, Washington. I've yet to do by shows up here. I'm imagining that they're going to go pretty well.

I was in Portland, Oregon last night. Jesus Christ. Great shows. Amazing people coming out. You know, even though I teased them a little bit.

You know, I was making fun of some of the people in Portland. Do you know what I like really amazes me about this generation?

Or actually, maybe like the past, I guess the past 10 years, it's just the amount of shit that guys do in their 20s and that like if I did it back in my 20s, I would get this shit kicked out of me.

It's really unbelievable. Is it Bill? How about an example? I'll give you an example.

I was coming over from Portland airport. By the way, the first time I've ever landed here or ever landed in Portland, I should say where it was actually just sunny and beautiful.

Like I believe my first aborted landing I ever had was in Portland, Oregon was fucking raining.

And the guy was coming in. There was all this wind shear and then he just fucking went up and around again. We were all like, dude, what the fuck?

And I remember this old guy was just like, you know, take as many chances as you need. Many times as you need whatever.

Just like just get this fucking thing on the ground. Everybody kind of left. So this was the first time. That was way back when I was working.

Fucking happy. This comedy club down the street.

Which is a really interesting gig because the guy ran it back in the day.

You know, he would paper the entire room, which means he would give the show away. So you go in on a Tuesday and the place would be packed with people who, you know, won a comedy show.

You know what I mean? So it was weird. It was like doing this giant office party. And you do one Tuesday, one Wednesday, one Thursday, two Friday, three Saturday, and then one on Sunday.

And but the cool thing is I got to hang in Portland all week, check out all these cool places to eat. Now I kind of dip in and dip out. But that's that. That's an old story.

So anyways, we're getting back to what the fuck I saw. I'm driving from the airport from Oregon, from Oregon, from Portland airport over to my fucking hotel.

I swear to God, I saw two guys in their 20s on a bicycle built for two. And then behind the guy, those two guys was another guy. Do you remember those cars when you were a kid, if you had like a toy car, you got it, got in it right.

It's made all out of metal. And then you petled it. Yeah, this guy had an adult version of that car.

And then I got riding behind the two guys on a bicycle built for two. Now this might seem harsh. And I might seem old school. But shouldn't they be getting this shit kicked out of them?

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