Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-9-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2022

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Bill quietly rambles about lard-ass social media losers, the dawn of 'club kids', and the Celtics.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.5	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning
0:07.8	podcast.
0:09.2	And I'm just checking in on you.
0:13.9	And if you're someone who listens regularly to this podcast, you're probably thinking
0:20.4	yourself, hey, Bill, what's with the quiet, glum fucking tone?
0:28.2	This is not why I listen to this podcast.
0:31.4	I listen to this podcast for laughs.
0:35.6	So why don't you pick up the energy and dance you bald, orange, freckled monkey?
0:43.4	Huh?
0:46.6	Everybody's asleep upstairs, so I got to be quiet here.
0:51.8	Speaking of orange monkeys, everybody, you must have seen that fucking video.
0:56.6	It was all over the gram, as the kids call it, the gram.
1:01.9	Actually, nobody's like on Instagram anymore.
1:06.1	Oh, my God.
1:08.5	Everybody's on, it's like all about tick, tick, tick talk.
1:12.4	That was like so fucking two years ago.
1:15.6	You fucking social media horrors.
1:17.6	I love how people like keep, you know, I'm not even on Facebook anymore.
1:24.1	Like, that's like a fucking status thing now.
1:27.2	Oh, really?
1:29.7	This Facebook now cool enough for you.
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