Monday Morning Podcast 6-6-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2022
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Bill rambles about playoffs, double double espressos, and national donut day.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, June 6, 2022. |
| 0:08.0 | Are you guys like me? How many fucking buttons do you have to shut off before the fucking TV's off? |
| 0:12.5 | Off, off, off! Menu, off, off! Menu! Guide, off! |
| 0:23.0 | Can I help you with something? Is there something you're trying to do? |
| 0:28.0 | Anyway, I've been watching NBA, all of that shit, you guys watching that shit, the series is all tied up and what? |
| 0:40.0 | I actually had a great realization in Game 2, is that I just don't give a fuck about the pro game. |
| 0:53.0 | I'm just not into it. I am not built to watch an NBA playoff game that my team is in. |
| 1:03.0 | Win or lose, I'm just emotionally, I am not mature enough, I have kids, I just, I can't do it. |
| 1:12.0 | So, every fucking year, all going all the way back to Dennis Rodman, there's these guys in the league that deliberately get tangled up with other players. |
| 1:22.0 | And then they act like they're trying to get up off the floor as they're sort of semi, like hitting the guy in the head. |
| 1:28.0 | And then the announcer's always like, let's take a look, I don't see any sort of flagrant. |
| 1:34.0 | I don't think that was on purpose. He was trying to defend himself. Let's get the fuck. |
| 1:39.0 | It's like, did you not have an older brother? Older brothers know how to do that shit. |
| 1:45.0 | They fucking act like they lose their balance. |
| 1:48.0 | Whoa, and they land on you and as they go to get up, they push off your head instead of the floor. |
| 1:54.0 | I mean, did you, did you, where there are no older kids in your neighborhood? |
| 1:58.0 | This is like classic shit and they just never fucking call it. |
| 2:03.0 | And I just, I can't, I can't fucking do it. I got kids, so I'm not doing it. |
| 2:07.0 | All right, I hope the Celtics win, but I am, I am not like, there's just something about the NBA that I don't know what it is about the fucking neighborhood. |
| 2:17.0 | It is about the fucking game other than that I really think that it's like massaged or whatever. |
| 2:26.0 | Like there was no doubt tonight. I'm like, the warriors are going to win tonight. |
| 2:29.0 | Whether they win or not, they're going to win tonight. They have to win. |
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