Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. Hey, hey, hey, hey,

June 13, 2022, 222. What's going on? How, why, yeah, how's it going everybody?

How was your weekend, Ben? Is it been good? Did you have a good one? I hope you did.

Look at this, it's already June 13th. The summer is just flying by. You know, have you taken the time to fill up your above ground pool yet?

Get in there after a couple of sliders. You know it's great about an above ground pool.

You know, as an adult, if you drown in an above ground pool, it's just like, you know, I got to Google that at some point.

There's no fucking way. There's no diving board. Your feet are on the ground. I mean, it's basically a giant. It's like the ice copy coffee version of like a fucking hot tub.

It's for everybody. Everybody just stands there. They have their elbows on the edges. You above ground pool. You know what I mean?

It's a great way to clean your driveway at the end of the fucking season. Just open that door, let it all run out.

Neighbors across the street with both arms out, the classic fucking serious. And then you hit him with the eyebrows up. Like is there a problem? You know those silent fucking things you have with your neighbor.

He's got his arms out. You got your eyebrows up. Whoever talks first loses.

Dude, I am absolutely fucking obsessed with power washing.

I got this. This is I don't know what the fuck it is. These these berries.

Sherries berries. Not Sherries berries. These are just regular berries. I will I will need them because I know some berries are.

Their poisonous. According to some of the fairy tales that I used to read. Can you say fairy tales anymore? Is that considered homophobic?

It's not one gay character in this. Sorry. The what would you call it? The light and the loafers tails. Whatever the fuck you're supposed to say. Anyway, yeah, you don't eat the berries.

The which makes you eat them. Right. I love how the step sisters were ugly. I didn't buy that part. You know that that Cinderella was gorgeous and the step sisters were ugly.

They should have made the step sisters. You know, beautiful anyway. I mean, they already established that there are a couple of cons. So like, why do you got to do the double whammy with their cons and their ugly?

I got to be honest with you. There's not too many ugly cons out there. You have to have a certain level of beauty to be a con. That's not true. Look at me.

I'm a con's con. Anyway, it sounded good. Sometimes things in your head sound good. You say them out loud. You like the math doesn't add up on that.

Jesus Christ, that just brought me to some bad fucking memories. Solving problems during a test in math class.

You do this. You carry the one first outside inside last and this doesn't fucking add up the worst one. The worst one was when you had the answer.

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