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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-4-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2020

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about and Dad brain, boy bands, and Drew Brees-zuz.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

0:12.0

How the hell are you? Sorry, I'm a little bit late today and sorry I am speaking in a hushed voice, but I'm doing that because I got it. The little baby boy came this week.

0:26.0

I'm becoming dad again. I wife gave birth to a beautiful baby boy and we couldn't be more excited.

0:36.0

Yeah, so I'm not getting a lot of sleep, but it's totally worth it and it's amazing. When you watch your wife go through a pregnancy, she said they're going like, I never want to do this. This is it. I'm done. I am done. You hear me stay away from me. I'm done. And you're just sitting there going like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I did this to you. I'm sorry. Right.

0:55.0

And then the second you have the kid about two hours later, it's like, you want to have another one?

1:02.0

Kind of frigging off. I mean, how often do you get to see a miracle? You know, you can make a miracle and have fun while you're doing it. You know what I'm saying, fellas?

1:14.0

Yeah, so that's it. I have a son and a daughter. I got one of each and I feel like the luckiest guy on the planet right now and you know, I missed all of this crazy stuff that is going on that I do believe something positive is going to come out of all of this.

1:35.0

I've seen a lot of photos of police officers talking to protesters and and all of that type of stuff. Well, the fucking weirdest dude I've seen in recent memory. I don't know what the hell he's doing.

1:49.0

Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to stay away from that shit. I really hate doing the politics things, but you know, I'm not living a life here where I'm just quarantined.

2:01.0

I got to go. Can I go with the low hanging fruit? All right, not talking politics or anything like that here, people, but that is one weird son of a bitch.

2:14.0

Oh, yeah. I'm going to walk across the street tear gas everybody and then I'm going to stand with a scowl on my face holding up a Bible in front of a fucking church.

2:29.0

Oh, my God, there was so many funny memes about that. I mean, you basically could have done it to anybody. I mean, if I stood there holding a Bible, then you could say all the shit that I said, but did you see that one where they had him saying, I just walked out my Instagram by the pussy like they had that written there where they would say, you know, when the masses were.

2:54.0

Anyway, geez, Drew breeze got himself in hot water. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, you know, back in the day when you just had thoughts, you just set them to the people in your house. Why do people feel the fuck as I do a podcast by myself tell you everything that I'm thinking. Why do people feel the need?

3:15.0

Especially when you're making that kind of money of fucking year, why in God's name would you go and do that? You got to ask yourself, why would you do that? Well, it's simple. It's, you know, it's easy.

3:28.0

Oh, that's not what it is. I don't know what the fuck it is, but I do know this. I found the reaction to that so fucking hilarious.

3:35.0

Like if you look at what drew like, okay, go back to Kaepernick, right? Kaepernick takes a meal. A meal takes a need during the national anthem and says this is about people of color protesting about the way they're treated in this country.

3:52.0

Every second class citizens and blah, blah, blah, right? And then everybody on the other side was like, hey, man, don't disrespect the flag. You fucking piece of shit. Oh, there's, you know, my uncles and the fuck, you know, Navy sales fight for your freedom and all this shit.

4:08.0

So everyone when that was going down on the left was just like, well, hey, man, like, first of all, that's not the issue. The issue is this. It's not that man.

4:22.0

And isn't he? It doesn't have free speech to like do what he wants part of his freedom, if he can do it and say it.

4:29.0

And it was right. And all the people on the right who are engaging were all like you fucking lib tard fucking snowflake limousine liberal, that bullshit, right?

4:40.0

Fast forward drew breeze writes his whole shit, right? His take on, you know, the protesting and the riots and all that type of shit.

4:52.0

And then it was literally the exact opposite. All the people on the left like you fucking bitch. A shat fucking you canceled this motherfucker. And then everybody on the right side.

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