Monday Morning Podcast 6-1-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about human behavior, Akasegawa Genpei, and controlling hormones.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for June 1st |
| 0:08.0 | 2020. Oh, Jesus |
| 0:11.2 | The summer's here and I just feel like if a bunch of people can get together |
| 0:16.7 | It's throw bricks through the windows of a target. I can go to the beach. Okay |
| 0:23.2 | Because if I can't chew that isn't that like a double standard? |
| 0:31.8 | Big shout out to anybody who actually could sit there and watch the news over the last week and |
| 0:37.4 | Continue to watch the news and do all of that. I don't know why you would do that to yourself |
| 0:42.3 | It's gonna give you a horrible |
| 0:47.0 | Idea of humanity and what people are like |
| 0:50.3 | I |
| 0:52.8 | Would venture to say that 99.9% of the population is not writing is not pulling people over and then you know |
| 1:02.0 | beating them up |
| 1:03.5 | murdering them or whatever. Okay |
| 1:07.3 | But if you want to sit there and watch the news and get all fucking bummed out about that shit |
| 1:11.3 | I mean that is that is your prerogative and I salute you for wanting to be that informed |
| 1:16.9 | However, I |
| 1:19.9 | Do understand that |
| 1:22.6 | There's always gonna be mouth-breathes and there's always gonna be |
| 1:26.5 | You know mr. Rector anger. There's gonna be a bunch of stuff |
| 1:29.4 | But you got to keep your eye on the ball and this thing. Okay |
| 1:34.0 | You know, I just think that that needs to be |
| 1:39.0 | The reality is is if we ever want to solve this everyone would have to get involved and everyone would have to give a shit |
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