Monday Morning Podcast 6-8-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about bicyclist assholes, doing your own electrical work, and the realities of banking.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.9	It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, June 8th, 2020.
0:09.5	What's going on?
0:10.5	How are you guys doing?
0:13.5	How you holding up?
0:15.8	You doing all right?
0:16.8	You staying off to social media there?
0:20.3	You're not watching the news.
0:21.4	I hope you are.
0:22.4	I hope you're staying off it.
0:23.6	You've watched too much of it.
0:24.8	It gets you in your brain.
0:26.3	It starts to eat away your brain.
0:27.6	The next thing you know, you're out there riding on your bike.
0:29.9	You're going to be a bicycle attack and a couple of fucking 13-year-old chicks and a little
0:34.1	little, I don't know, some teenage boy, hanging up sides in a park.
0:41.9	Oh, do I want to make fun of that guy?
0:43.5	I want to make fun of that guy, but I can't.
0:46.4	You know, I am that guy.
0:49.5	I wouldn't do that to those kids, but I do that.
0:54.2	I just did it to a smoke detector.
0:57.2	You know?
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