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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-29-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2023

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about his orange sleeping bag, jazz drummers, and 80's muscle style.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Monday.

0:10.0

What the fuck do I usually say? I fucked up the cadence there. What's going on at Bill Burr's

0:14.0

after the Thursday afternoon just before Friday? That's it. Thursday afternoon just before

0:19.0

Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I am in a fucking hotel room. Echo, echo with the

0:27.5

loudest fucking air conditioner I've ever heard of my life. And I'm not shutting it off.

0:32.5

What do they got set to? 72. That's nice. I can live with that. I love any going to these

0:37.5

fucking hotel rooms and they got it like set at 68. Just cranking. There's nobody in there.

0:44.5

You think these corporate cunts, right? How they try to squeeze every fucking dollar out of you?

0:51.5

And nobody ever figures out that it's a corporate cunts. They never do. They blame everything but

0:56.5

the corporate cunts. You know? I saw this clip the other day. Like they only do is they

1:04.5

if they got a name, that's what the fuck they hang it on. I saw this thing with this actor

1:10.5

was talking about like the difference between making movies now and making movies like 20

1:16.5

years ago where you had like the DVDs and all of that shit. And so if you're looking to make a

1:21.5

movie for this amount of money, you know, it's not like the old days where you could also

1:26.5

depend on the DVD sales and blah, blah, blah, blah, and all that. And everybody's like easy

1:31.5

solution. Pay the actors less. I love how dumb people. They just life is so easy for dumb people.

1:50.5

They just they fucking, why don't you just fucking do it? They throw their hands up like how

1:58.5

fucking hard was that? Like I figured it all out. I figured it all out. I'll tell you what I figured out is

2:05.5

that fucking air conditioner is going to be too goddamn loud for this for the podcast off.

2:11.5

Oh, I, you know, something I like a fucking air conditioner that shuts right off.

2:16.5

Usually they go, you know, you shut them off and they're like, it's like sending your kid to bed.

2:21.5

Go to bed, you know, take a 20 minute process. Yeah, 72 degrees. I like that. Usually you walk in, they have it at

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