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Hey, what's going on? It's Bilber and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday!

July 3rd, everybody! Happy fucking July 4th!

Hey, British people! Take that one, you motherfuckers! Independence Day!

You sons of bitches! We had enough of your shit!

And on July 4th, we fucking wrote it on the 3rd.

You probably wrote it on the 3rd. You think this sounds good? I don't know, I don't think there's enough signatures.

Fuck it, let's do it! And we were like, fuck you guys, man!

You think you know about oppression? We'll show you oppression!

We're fucking going to God damn tear. We'll go on a fucking tear that will put the British Empire to shame.

We still haven't caught up with you. Because when you go around the world and whenever you see,

whenever you go to a country and you see two groups of people that are from that country at war with each other,

divided, your best bet is that the British were there at some point in their history.

Right, we'll treat these people a little bit better than those people. They'll fucking sell out.

And when we finally leave this place, they'll fucking murder each other. Yeah?

Cup of tea, isn't it?

Yeah, we learned from you. That's what we are. All you fucking British cunts.

Who fucking sit here and you trash Americans? Oh, they're fat.

They breathe through their mouths. They fucking don't understand football.

You know, they would know fish and chip. They don't fucking travel. All of this shit that you say. Just know, just know.

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