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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 6-26-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about snakes, Friday the 13th, and retiring.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday!

0:07.0

June 26th, what's going on? How are ya? How's it going, odd? Geez, that's fantastic. Good

0:18.0

DJ, have a nice weekend. Oh fuck. Guess what happened all freckles. And guess what

0:23.5

happened? A whole 55 year old, pasty fucking bald son of a bitch. I threw out my fucking

0:32.3

back. Like you cannot believe. And it's not my lower back. It's my the middle of my

0:40.5

back. And every like once every year and a half this fucking thing goes out. And when it

0:45.7

goes out, I go, I mean, I go down to the ground. Like it's fucking over. And then like,

0:54.0

I'm down on like all fours. And I can't even like move my leg to like get it underneath

0:59.7

my foot underneath me to stand up again. I almost have to do like, chowd's pose and

1:04.3

all of this shit. I originally, the first time I got the injury, I still remember it.

1:10.7

I was imitating Tony Atlas, the great wrestler. And his finishing move was he would pick

1:20.0

his opponent up. He would military press him up over his head. So I was doing that to

1:25.5

my little brother. And I was going to body slam him onto our floral pattern colored sofa.

1:32.5

Still remember where I was. I still remember the living room. I still remember the brown

1:36.3

rug, you know, this was left over 70s decor. Earth tones were big. I fucking picked them

1:42.9

up. And I got about three quarters of the way like above my head. And it felt like between

1:50.6

my shoulders blades folded backwards. And I was the first time I went, oh, I went down

1:58.0

to the ground. I was probably 16 years old when I did that. And it never bothered me again

2:08.6

for years. And then it started going out again. You know, it was funny. I did this stand-up

2:13.6

special called walk your way out in the day of that special. It went out on me. And I was

2:18.7

just like, oh my god, I fucking knew it. This is just how this business is. But I was

2:22.4

able to kind of stretch. And I was all right for the special. But anyway, this morning,

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