Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon Monday morning podcast just before Friday afternoon.

And I'm just checking in on you. Just checking in on you. How's it going? How's your week going? Oh, you having a bad one? What's the matter? Huh?

Did they switch out the water, Bubla? Did they bring in a different one? I think the water tasted better. You know, I like all waters. I don't like Dessani, is that what's called?

I don't like Evian. Evian takes weird am I? I don't know all those models on TV. Very swear by that. I think it takes weird.

All right. I am in the middle of this fucking nameless tour. The tour that does in and me and Joe Bartnik. If I do say so myself, we, I'm doing this on the, I'm sitting on the fucking bus because the goddamn room isn't ready.

Just got shut down, right? I came in fucking trying to walk in like I was some sort of big shot. Like I could check in at 130. They're like, I'm sorry.

They're checking in at three. Go fuck yourself. And I was like, but wait a minute. I'm the dance and clown at the casino tonight. I was hoping I could bring in my unicycle a little bit early. Sir, get the fuck out of our hotel. We don't want to see you until three o'clock. And I was like, oh, okay.

I need to get some sort of Rubenkin Cade. Some sort of, I don't want a fucking tour manager. It's just somebody else you have to talk to.

You know, deal with this shit. Why is the engine getting louder? I don't fucking. Can you hear it? It's gonna just gonna be this home in the background. You don't have to fucking deal with that. I don't fucking know. Anyways.

So me and Joe Bartnik, where we did Portland Sacramento Reno.

San, something or other, the wine country. Then we did San Jose and then we did Fresno and last night we did Bakersfield.

And Joe Bartnik left today on the tour. He had to go to the airport. He's flying to Pittsburgh because him and Paul Versi are doing an all-in date in Pittsburgh, which is why Joe is flying to Pittsburgh.

So if you guys are around, it's the DVE Comedy Festival. Some of my great friends in this business are at that radio station. They did a lot for me over the years.

Randy Bauman and all those guys.

And the fuck am I talking about here? Yeah, go check out their show if you get a chance. Sorry, this humming in the background.

He's fucking driving me up the wall here. So anyways, I forgot to tell you guys this story last week.

So we're in Reno. Fucking Reno. And I told you I have a bunch of drunks there. A lot of drunks or whatever.

I'm mixed in with a bunch of great people. And so afterwards, I'm hoeing myself out.

I'm hoeing myself out. I'm fucking signing the posters.

Shaking hands, kissing babies, doing all that shit. And this fucking dude reaches in. He goes, okay, if I get a picture.

It's just like, yeah, I just fucking I'm taking him with everybody. Well, I'm just gonna say you can't have one.

Maybe he's just being polite, but you know, just get on with it. You already know the cell phone is gonna take for fucking ever.

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