Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday. June 28th,

2015. How you doing? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are fucking you? I'm completely burnt

out. I'm at the end of my tour right now and I have to leave for my show in Tucson in exactly one

hour. So I'm going to do a half hour of this podcast and then do my show and then I'm going to finish

it up after the show. So what you're basically going to have is stone sober me doing the first 30

minutes and then a slightly more a slightly older, slightly wider, slightly more buzzed. Billy Redface

doing the second half of the podcast because that's how this is going down and I have to be

somewhere immediately. Of course the second I fucking land because that's how it works in this

business. That's how it works. That's how why they're like, oh, you're going to have a little

breather there. You're going to have a breather. This is fucking yank that right off the table.

But it could always be worse. I could have absolutely nothing to do. Staring at a phone like that

crazy bitch in that movie, the audition. You guys ever see that? Remember that? She was sticking

the needles in that fucker. That's what you get for trying to bang some crazy actress.

You know, they're not sticking needles into you literally, right?

Listen to me, having the nerve to act like I'm even remotely sane.

So anyways, this is the last night of the tour. I want to thank everybody that has come out on

this one. And I want to thank Joe Bartonick for absolutely crushing it right up until Wednesday.

Bakersfield, the last one and then fucking Jay Laughhead came in. After fucking Bartonick gave me

a strong seven innings. I went to the bullpen, you know? He gave me six and two thirds and he

walked the next batter. Then I brought in fucking brought in Laughhead Laughhead crushed it and

I was a crazy week of shows and we did some place in the inland empire and 98% of the people

were cool there. And then there was just some of the drunkest fucking animals I've ever been

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