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🗓️ 22 June 2015
⏱️ 73 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday over there. It's June 22nd, 2015. |
0:14.0 | And I am in Santa Rosa. Santa Rosa where they make the one. You know, they say California, Santa Rosa. And last night I performed. |
0:28.0 | I don't even know. I can't remember the name of the venue. The Wells Fargo. Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon is a. |
0:34.0 | I can't even look it up in my website because my fucking website the second I do the gig. |
0:39.0 | It's like, oh, fuck yourself. It's over. That information no longer exists. Wait a second. |
0:45.0 | They look me up here. Let me look me up. Oh, God. He's in his ego this week. Basically, I would give a fuck what the name of the thing was. |
0:56.0 | The venue I played last night was the venue George Carlin did his last stand-up special in someone. |
1:07.0 | I thought someone told me that this was the place where he did his last show. It was the Wells Fargo Center for the Arts. |
1:15.0 | This is the place where he did his recorded his last special and his last performance was at the Orleans Casino in Las Vegas. |
1:27.0 | If you're at George Carlin, not like me. |
1:32.0 | So last night I was I was standing backstage and I don't know man. It was really fucking cool. |
1:38.0 | It was such an amazing venue. It had like the lower level and then I had like this small upper deck that just wrapped around, you know, all three sides that I was looking out at. |
1:51.0 | It looked like I might a league ballpark and the crowd was I could tell when Bartnik went out there. |
1:57.0 | They were they were just a really smart crowd and heaven my best shows of the fucking tour. |
2:05.0 | So I really want to thank everyone that came out last night and you know it was a good time. |
2:11.0 | I don't know who knows. I don't stay on the up till like four in the morning with fucking Bartnik. |
2:18.0 | I want you to full metal jacket and drinking this wine because you know we're in wine country so they're just giving us this fucking wine and we're drinking it. |
2:26.0 | And I have the worst goddamn hangover. I fucking I appreciate wine but wine should only be drunk with like a good meal. |
2:33.0 | You know what I mean? Somehow women can drink it. I don't know how the fuck they do it. You know around 4 4 30 when they really just can't deal with their fucking kids anymore. |
2:42.0 | They just you know they pop in a DVD. You know okay go watch SpongeBob takes over fucking Japan whatever the fuck they're doing right. |
2:51.0 | SpongeBob versus Pokemon come on kids. |
2:55.0 | You know this is just sit out and then they just fucking did just start boozing which I totally respect. |
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