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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-20-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2019

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles while finishing his raw almonds. He apologizes for eating during the first 5 mins.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning.

0:05.4

Ah, what is it? It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning

0:09.0

podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Sorry. Just seeing how your weeks go and how

0:19.8

everybody's treating you at the office. I hope everything's good. I hope, you know,

0:24.0

for all you ladies out there in that toxic male society, you know, you're not sitting

0:29.1

at your keyboard and some fucking, you know, some privileged male comes up and just

0:34.8

lays his cock right on your shoulder. I mean, as far as I can tell, that's what's going

0:38.8

on out there. I worked in a lot of offices. I never saw anybody with that dick out, you

0:49.8

know, but you know what that was because I had my head in the sand, but then my ass would

0:54.7

be in the air and there'd be a dick in my ass at work. I don't know. I've never been able

0:59.0

to figure it out. So anyway, I haven't been doing shit but working on the acting gig

1:06.4

here. I have no idea what's going on in the world. I did see that whoopie Goldberg got

1:12.7

a little bit of pushback. It was some famous lady and she took some naked photos of herself

1:22.8

and then she sent them to her boyfriend via the cellular airwaves there. But she also

1:28.6

uses the cloud. Oh, and the cloud got overcast because somebody hacked into her account,

1:37.0

saw the photos and then said, Hey, I got your fucking naked photos over. Why is he

1:42.5

have to be Italian? I don't know. Hey, I got your fucking naked photos over. If you don't

1:47.6

give me a fucking five grand in a popsicle, I'm going to show them to the world. So then

1:52.8

she took her power back and she put them out there. I think it's taking her power back

2:00.5

would have been like, I'm going to show them. I don't give a fuck. That's what Madonna

2:07.6

would do. She took a power back by putting them out herself so that fucking douche couldn't

2:13.4

make any money. Oh, shit. My kids back up at a close ador before I start cursing here.

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