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🗓️ 17 June 2019
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on it's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday June 17th |
0:11.1 | 2019 what's going on? Oh, yeah |
0:15.0 | How are you everybody happy belated father's day to you happy belated father's day to you? |
0:22.8 | Woo-woo-woo happy belated father's day |
0:27.8 | To all the dads who probably didn't get shit |
0:32.9 | Happy belated father's day to everybody I'm actually recording this on father's day |
0:36.3 | So I have no idea what my father's day is gonna be I think it's gonna be a good one |
0:39.4 | I'm doing the podcast early here because my lovely families taking me my father on law out for a nice fucking steak dinner over there |
0:46.4 | Killin the cows that I said I was gonna try to stop eating I was gonna eat a little bit less |
0:53.5 | You know and then what you do when I get you fish the fish are all going away and then I read in that Howard Stern |
0:59.4 | interview it in Rolling Stone |
1:02.3 | That his white cell count if you get if it goes up or down |
1:06.0 | I forget what it was and they thought he had cancer and they were gonna give him chemotherapy and it turned out |
1:10.0 | He was eating too much fucking fish |
1:12.0 | And he had all kinds of the yet all this fucking mercury in them. They almost gave him chemo. So I what what can you eat? |
1:18.4 | That fucking you eat anymore |
1:20.8 | um |
1:22.8 | I don't know I just try to eat I try to switch it up |
1:25.9 | I try to hope one carcinogen knocks out the other carcinogen that's in my food and then I just do the elliptical that has been my game plan |
1:34.8 | I went down to the cellar last night saturday and I say I |
1:39.1 | Did one spot at the original then I did the fat black pussy cat upstairs and then I down stairs |
1:47.9 | I did the village underground and |
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