Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for June 24th, 2019.

What's going on? How are you? What's up? How's everybody doing? Are you having a nice week? Well, that's good. That's good.

I'll be I'm in a fucking melancholy mood. I really am some bullshit going on. You know, she get older.

Things happen to people that you love and it fucking sucks. So with that, we're going to plow through with that. We're going to plow through.

We're going to plow through. We're going to bring the comedy through the pain. Getting on this jokes to train. It's Billy.

And he's gone on his clown makeup. Jesus Christ. I didn't realize the fucking shit I was going to stir up telling that funny story about that club that didn't put me on and then everybody started going like, you know, that club, I got to tell you they do some things that are not exactly things that you might want to be doing to people.

So now I'm kind of glad I didn't go up there.

But anyway, I've been I've been working. Oh, I've been working my new fucking 25, 30 minutes that I got since I did the special. Not saying it's good. Not saying it's it's deserves to be listened to by human ears, but they have to because that's just how the game is played.

So I went up the hell was I I was at the I was at I'm not even going to say the comedy clubs now because I don't want to get anybody in trouble, but I was on stage.

And you know, the usual shit that happens now when you do a fucking comedy show is everybody's having a great time and then a younger white woman, all of a sudden has has to fucking be offended by something, right?

So I was joking about that and you know, then lo and behold, I'm doing my set and all of a sudden this woman starts bitching about something. I go, the classic there she is, young white woman doesn't like the joke. The host showed us to stop and she goes, I'm not white.

You know, and the lights were in my eyes. I was like, well, you look white. I can't even see I go, what are you? She's like, I'm Asian. She said it with a real attitude. I go, well, Jesus, fucking relax.

So back like you're special this like six billion of you.

So you're talking about yourself like you're a fucking albino alligator. Someone wants to make a bag out of her credit. She laughed to Rouseoff.

I know that was taken out of context when on a comedy club, you're listening to this at home or maybe it work and maybe they'd offended you.

And you need a hashtag something. That was fucking funny. She was cool though. Thank God. She ended up being cool.

I tried out all my new shit and I actually was down in the village afterwards and I've been working this abortion angle and I got pro choice people.

I got him to give me an applause break on something that was not pro choice on the fucking issue, which made me feel great.

And just had a, it was like the perfect night and then Verzi and Bobby Kelly were there and we went, oh my God, I got to tell this fucking story.

So Verzi gets like a box of fucking Cuban cigars. As did I. We both a buddy of ours got us. Oh, shit. He doesn't even know this yet. He's got a no now.

He got us this box of Cuban cigars and he sent us pictures going, what do you want? You want all Cubans or do you want this mix of Cuban cigars? Right.

So I'm like, well, I'll take the mix. You know, I'll take the whole Schmorgasborg there. Right. So,

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