Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-2-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2022

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Bill rambles about contemporary excuses, the finals, and disposable people.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.2	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday,
0:06.7	Monday morning podcast.
0:08.0	And this is my fifth attempt.
0:10.0	I'm gonna say 15th to exaggerate, but it's really my fifth attempt to do this fucking
0:15.6	podcast.
0:16.6	And I could effortlessly, effortlessly just talk about what the fuck just happened to
0:20.6	me, but I'm in a different place in my fucking life right now.
0:25.4	So I can't do it.
0:27.0	I'm gonna fucking tell you the story one of these days.
0:34.7	Oh my God, I just have to wait till enough fucking time goes by and I will tell the story
0:40.8	and I will tell it and no one's gonna fucking know.
0:44.0	It's one of the disadvantages of one of the few disadvantages of doing what I do for
0:49.6	fucking living is you can't fucking experience something that sucked and then that night go
0:54.0	on your podcast and say that it sucked in a vague way because people would know what
0:57.6	the fuck someone will figure out, you know, I fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking
1:02.1	man.
1:03.1	And they figure out what the fuck you're talking.
1:04.5	I don't want to bring any fucking grief to somebody, but Jesus Christ.
1:09.9	Jesus fucking Christ.
1:11.1	I know.
1:12.1	Can that be any more vague?
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