Hey, how are you? It's Bill Burr on a Thursday afternoon and I'm just checking in on you

here on a Thursday afternoon Monday morning podcast just before Friday. Just to see how

you weeks going a quick little 30 minute, you know, just opening the door, sticking my

head in, seeing how you're doing everything okay? Everything okay over there in your cubicle?

Do you drive home? Huh? You got your hands 10 and 2 on the fucking wheel like you're supposed to?

Driving like a fucking nervous Nelly, who if you ever been comfortable in a car when someone

had their hands 10 and 2 on the fucking wheel or whatever, 9 and 3, whatever you're supposed

to do now 6 30 and fucking 11 23, whatever the latest thing is. New studies have showed

that the way the collarbone reaches the shoulder bone, the most effective way to hold the

steering wheel is actually at 926. Shut the fuck up. I wasted a zillion dollars on that

study. You know, not to get going about that fucking James worthy again, fucking driving

off the road there. Female James worthy, right? So anyways, I'm out here. I am in Portland,

Oregon. I was going to say, have you ever been fucking comfortable? Have you ever been

fucking comfortable with someone sitting there with you when you're riding in a car?

All that says is I am brand new at driving or I am lost or I am currently being abducted

and being forced to drive this car. That's what having your hands at fucking 10 and 2.

System me as a passenger. I see somebody up there, you know, they fucking lean to the,

you know, leaning on the door. Even if it's unlocked, I don't give a shit. They drive

them like two fingers. I'm like, all right, this person, he or she, you know, they got

this. I see somebody fucking, you know, 10 and 2 and then you start moving your head

towards the windshield. Forget it. It's fucking over. That's like, is that a meteor? You

know? I just have one of the greatest cab drivers I've ever had. Now being up here in Portland,

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