Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

June 15th, 2015, and I'm back in the United States. Oh, United States of America and

Danny's pigs in a blanket. Yeah, I'm back. I'm back in the United States. And immediately,

I started putting on weight when I got back here because there's something. I don't

know what the fuck is going on with their food. You know, you remember a long time ago,

they had that book, you know, eat like a why eat like a French woman, be a skinny bench,

bitch like the fucking chick over there in Paris, whatever, whatever was called. The secrets

of being a skinny bitch in Paris when you're drinking your juice in the hood, whatever the

fucking, whatever the book was called. Has nothing to do with it. Their food is of a finer

quality. And, you know, they're constantly having legal battles with who's those fucking

evil cons? What the fuck is their name? The people who own the food, you know, monocent

or something like that. Oh, Jesus Christ. Shouldn't I know this? Monsanto. Hey, fucking

Montoni Monsanto. We owns all the fucking seeds over here. Yeah, they're constantly fighting

them being like, look, if you want to have your fucking genetically altered food over here,

you have to put it on the label that is genetically altered. And these cons won't fucking do it

evidently, allegedly. That's what I'm hearing. Now, Monsanto hearing that they sue organic

farmers like they fucking plant their food next to, you know, at the property next door

to the organic farmers. And then when the bees like cross pollinate, then they sue the

fucking organic farmer for fucking having some of their, I don't know, some of their shit

in their food. I don't even get out of that works. It's like, well, when some of my organic

stuff being some of yours, this is like a Reese's peanut butter cup here. But they're bigger

so they sue them and then they fucking win. So anyways, all I know is if I really have

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