Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-15-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2023
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about beautiful athletes, doing mushrooms together, and corruption.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
| 0:04.7 | before Friday Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking in on you. You're |
| 0:11.7 | almost there. It's Thursday. Do you even have to say that to people anymore? |
| 0:16.8 | You're almost there. Who's kid? No. You never went back to the office after |
| 0:20.9 | fucking COVID you're working from home. I don't want to go in there and guess what? |
| 0:25.1 | They don't want to see you. They don't want to see you fucking sad face. They know |
| 0:31.1 | what they're doing to you. They know how much they're undervaluing you and |
| 0:34.5 | underpaying you and all of that shit. You should be at home. Tell you what, I'll come |
| 0:40.8 | in when you fucking give me a wage that can keep up with these gas prices. |
| 0:45.7 | Fucking Biden's America. Am I right? Fucking dummies. Yeah, that's what's |
| 0:52.8 | driving the gas prices up. It's it's that it's not the the collusion between the |
| 0:57.3 | oil companies and the Federal Reserve printing money with no gold behind it. No, |
| 1:01.2 | it's not that. It's it's that guy and not because he's an idiot because he's an |
| 1:06.7 | idiot with a blue tie and I like idiots with red ties. That's how I do politics. |
| 1:13.0 | Everybody guess who's on the podcast? It's BB the lovely Nia. Oh hello. Oh hello. |
| 1:21.3 | I got a story. Shout out to Nick Croll and John Mulaney. Oh hello. Oh hello. |
| 1:26.2 | I guess he John Mulaney's new stand-up special. He's fucking unbelievable. |
| 1:32.0 | Unbelievable. So anyway, I saw this story in the New York Post because I'm an old |
| 1:40.9 | man. I still buy newspapers. I go out and I get a cup of coffee and I go, |
| 1:44.5 | what you look at this? A cup of gel. Yeah, I sit there by myself and then I talk to |
| 1:49.3 | other people at tables who don't want to insert myself. Yeah, yeah. Can you believe |
| 1:53.5 | what's going on with the water company company? The water department here. |
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