Monday Morning Podcast 6-12-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about poisoned food, introspective mushrooms, and Catch-22.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.7	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, June 12, 2023.
0:10.8	What's going on?
0:11.8	How are ya?
0:12.8	How's it going?
0:17.0	Oh, oh, Billy fucking sweet tooth kicked in last night.
0:22.9	You know, I had somebody sent me for my, it was my birthday this past weekend.
0:26.8	I don't know, 55 years old, 10 years away from retirement.
0:34.4	I finally get my social security that I paid into.
0:37.9	Oh boy, oh boy.
0:40.7	Did they do away with that?
0:42.0	Then they like, you know, we're going to pay into this and then you're going to be all
0:44.9	right and da da da da da.
0:48.2	You know, granted that was before like we learned how to eat sort of, you know, or at
0:56.5	least they had like lipitor, whatever those fucking things are.
1:00.4	Do you want to keep eating like an asshole and not die?
1:03.2	Do you want to keep filling your body full of poison and never really learn about nutrition?
1:08.6	That's what we made lipitor.
1:10.3	Go to Wendy's, go to McDonald's, Burger King, hit all three in the same night.
1:14.5	We don't give a fuck lipitor.
1:17.1	Lipitor.
1:18.1	It's just fucking holding your arteries open like some gymnast doing an iron cross.
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