Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

June 19, 2023. What's going on? How are you? Happy June teeth to everybody. I'm going to be

Billy Liberal today. Happy June teeth to everybody, both the descendants of former slaves and the descendants of former slave masters.

Because if it wasn't for those oppressors, then we wouldn't have this holiday. I'm fucking with you. Oh, and happy, happy Pride month to all the gay people.

But more importantly, all the straight people that just cannot stop complimenting themselves about how many gay friends they have.

I believe you call them my gaze. Oh, there's so many people that fucking annoy me. They really do. You know, you know, those people who like, remember on my space or Facebook, I'm going way back to you.

I'm going way back in social media, you know. Do you remember way back during a simpler time on my space? They're like every fucking dummy had to say I have a very eclectic music taste.

My music tastes are very eclectic. I don't know who wrote that and then everybody saw it and then everybody has to go fucking do it. And it's like literally, it's the inverse of what the fucking word means. Right?

No, eclectic means a wide variety. And I'm saying you're a hack. That isn't right. All right, whatever. It's kind of like, you know how this is like social media jokes and everybody does them to the point of like, how the fuck do you still think that this is a fucking like I was joking about that last night on stage where like, you know, every fucking video.

It's like, tell me you're a construction worker without telling me you're a construct. Tell me you're a fucking disc without telling me you're a tell me you're all right. We get it.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Oh, that's a joke fucking, what you call that? A joke structure that works. I'm going to use it like mad lives. I'm just going to change the thing. Oh, Bill, what are you looking down your fucking nose?

Is that what you're doing? You cute little button nose. I do have a cute little button nose. I wouldn't say a button nose, but it is adorable.

Anyway, all of that shit. Yeah, so then like they call them, they call them my gaze, you know, I love the gaze.

Like what the fuck does that even mean? Just generally just straight across the fucking board. You know, there's no action.

Mass holes in the gay community. All right, whatever. Anyway, happy Pride Month to gay people and fuck all those straight people that that acquire gay friends like fucking, I don't know, like people that collect things.

Sorry, I don't know what my deal is. I just fucking woke up. You know what is my son gets up every morning now at about 4.35 and he just comes walking into the room. It used to be three. Now it's like five because walking and he goes.

He just like a middle of the afternoon voice just go, Dad, I want breakfast. Dada. No, X sandwich. No, X sandwich. I don't know why he puts no in front of every sentence.

No water, please. Dada. He starts. Slap me. Dada. No water, please. I'm like, buddy, it's too early. So then I got to take him back to his room.

He gets into his bed and then I get in the adult bed that's in there. So he doesn't leave again. And then what he does is he crawls in the bed and for the next like whatever 90 minutes, two hours, he doesn't stop moving around.

Kick it, kick it, kick it, sing in songs. X, go Vader. Hey, dirt. See you waiter for like, I don't know, someday I'll miss it. So I'm a little a little off my game.

I'm also off my game because my wife's birthday, my son's birthday, my birthday and father's day are all jammed in. And in this month and everybody just sends over like cupcakes and cookies.

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