Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-5-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2022

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Bill rambles about playoffs, going to the Senate, and the Netflix taping.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just
0:04.6	before Friday Monday morning podcast and...
0:06.9	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
0:10.8	Just checking in on you!
0:12.8	What's going on, man? How's your week going?
0:16.0	I hope it's going. FAAAAT FUCKING TASTIC!
0:19.3	My week's going fucking great. I just had my last
0:22.9	stressful gig of the year. Alright?
0:27.0	Now the rest of them I can just fucking have a good time
0:30.7	and try not to get tackled while I do my shit jokes.
0:34.0	Hahahaha
0:38.0	I like that people are saying, do you think you're worried now? Do you think it's
0:42.0	going... Are you worried as the comedian that things are going to happen?
0:45.6	It's like no. These crazy people only seem to be attacking black comedians in
0:51.4	Los Angeles. Alright?
0:55.4	Now I am in Los Angeles, but I am as white as a bedsheet.
1:00.4	Alright? And I'm proud of that and you can't take that away from me or else that's
1:05.8	reversed something or rather I think. It's a double standard.
1:09.8	Um, why can't I be proud of my alabaster legs? God knows I pay for it every summer.
1:16.4	Dude, look how fucking white your legs are. I realize that.
1:20.9	Dude, your legs could be present. Um...
1:24.9	Anyway, so last night I had to host a show for Netflix.
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