Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. May 2nd,

2022. What's going on? How? Ah, yeah. How's it going, everybody? I hope you had a nice weekend.

I hope you had a nice rest of your April, because now we are into May, man. We are into

fucking May, which means what? What does May mean? It means Kentucky Derby, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

What they do to those horses is horrible,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They're not midgets. They're a

little people do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Look at that fuckin lady face

plant. No one thing. The Kentucky Derby everybody what's going on? That's going to be

What's the first Saturday in May and then you got mothers day?

You know got you got to call your mom that day. You got to get her some seas candies

Some flowers or whatever

You know buy your wife something shiny

And then what then the rest of the month is for you

This is a good month man and I always try to remind myself. This is the beginning of the summer even though summer doesn't start

Until June I always feel like the summer goes flying by and I go what the fuck happened the summer's over and I always sleep walk through May

Well guess what then they happen they happen in this May all right

I have a little splash about pool. I'm gonna get it, you know, I'm gonna swim some fucking, you know half a lapse

In my glorified kitty pool

I

Can tell you this story about my pool

Oh, it's a funny one, you know always make sure you jump into a pool before you buy the house

You know always make sure you make sure that the fucking the the goddamn thing that's supposed to heat up isn't from fucking

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