Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, May 9, 2022.

Um, what's going on? How are you? Oh, yeah. Well, that's good. You don't say I am in a fucking awesome mood. All right, because I had my head in the oven after the first two games.

Of the Carolina Bruins series, and I'm just like that too fast, where, you know, they just beat us the whole fucking game.

We lose the first game. We lose the second game. We go up to Boston. We're down one nothing in game three. I'm like, are these fucking cons going to sweep us?

Is this really going to happen? And then all of a sudden we just been turning it on. I can't even say been turning it on, but we somehow won the next two games.

Because I'll tell you even like this last one came for. I just felt like they had the puck for the whole fucking game and somehow somehow we won four to two.

I'll tell you though, that fucking last goal that we had.

Where it's a set play where Patrice Burjarran's taking the draw, of course. Why wouldn't he be the second, the second the ref drops the puck. Marshawn starts breaking in behind Burjarran because it's Patrice Burjarran. You know he's going to win the draw.

And as he's breaking in, Pasta is getting right in front of the gold tender on the other side, skating backwards.

Burjarran wins the draw right back between his legs. Marshawn picks it up, curls around, sends it right across. Before the defenseman can figure out what's going on. It's right on the tape for Pasta. And then it's in the back and then that it was a fucking thing of beauty.

And it's what you expect from the perfection line.

The perfection lines out there. How many times are they going to say that during the broadcast? Jesus Christ. I know that's what they call it, but they usually say that bronze with the top line out there.

You know, their first line, their goal scores. They always say, you know, in the newspaper they call it the perfection line. But during that broadcast, they just kept saying the perfection line.

It was kind of like driving me nuts after wow. It was just like, dude, I get it. I get it. It's called the perfection line. What I don't get is what's going on my fucking phone right now.

I need to see that I'm still recording. Am I still recording? I am still recording. All right. So anyway, the Bruins house somehow, two to two,

with the hurricanes who appear to be clearly more talented and faster than we are. I was watching the game with my father-in-law and we were down two to one.

And I was saying to him about halfway through the second period. It's like, I know it's two to one. It doesn't feel like two to one. It feels like we're down like two, three goals here.

You know, and then we did the cliche, but they're letting us hang around, right? And then what was it? Was it to breast? Did to breast get the first one or the second one? I don't know what?

I don't know what it was sort of a whirlwind and also, you know, it was Mother's Day, Happy Mother's Day, belated Mother's Day to all the mothers out there.

So my wife was hanging upstairs watching her fun TV. So I was downstairs with the kid and my father, the kids and my father-in-law.

You know, watching the game and then also running around with them, having a good time.

We made some Mother's Day cards for Mom. And then also, you know, it was great. You know, it was fantastic. My wife loves a brunch.

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