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🗓️ 4 May 2017
⏱️ 105 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
0:02.7 | It's Bill Burns, time for the Thursday afternoon, |
0:04.7 | just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, then, |
0:07.0 | ah, ah, I'm checking in on you. |
0:10.4 | I'm just checking in on you. |
0:12.7 | How's, oh, Jesus, who knows what, how anything is? |
0:17.6 | I, um, I flew today, so whenever I fly, |
0:20.6 | I'm a little bit scatterbrained, you know? |
0:24.1 | I had a 7, 10 a.m. flight, so I had to get up at like 5.15, |
0:28.8 | you know, the shows didn't enter like 11.30 or whatever, |
0:31.1 | I couldn't get the sleep to like 2. |
0:33.2 | So, my, all I got to do was just make sure I don't miss the alarm clock, |
0:37.4 | get up, get to the airport, stumble through security, |
0:40.4 | and then not miss when they, you know, board the flight, |
0:43.6 | which I did, so I get there, and that's it, you know, |
0:46.6 | I had myself a little parfait, you know, |
0:49.8 | with that guy's fucking restaurant, he's on the chew, |
0:54.3 | the guy with the shaved head, I went to his place, |
0:56.9 | and, uh, whatever, I just got the granola with the, |
1:01.9 | with the yogurt and some blueberries or something like that, |
1:05.0 | vaguely remember, so I get on the plane, |
1:06.6 | and all I want to do is just go to sleep, all right? |
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