Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. May 8th, 2017, what's going on?

Oh, this is one of these days I don't want to do the podcast. You know, oh, I'm putting on a fucking brave face right now.

I got the energy in my voice, right? I'm trying to bring it for you. Do you know what I'm really feeling inside?

This is what I really feel like. Is it Bill Burr? It's changing the Monday morning podcast.

Just even doing that just brought my energy down to the fucking man. I can't. I got a solid.

Speaking of which, yeah, I was just watching that quiet, right? Documentary where it was like, now you're here.

Now what the fuck are you going to do? Whatever it's called. And they would have to Kevin DeBroad died and they got this new guy.

He could really sound like him and hit all the notes. Like the first fucking show he goes out there. He's just like, hey, you guys want to bang your head?

The drummer afterwards. Frankie Benelli was giving him shit going. Dude, you can't just, you got to fucking sell it.

That's what I love about watching those documentaries. It says so many of those bands, especially with metal music in the 80s.

They just thought it was a bunch of morons that were just out there, you know, just dumb people.

And then you listen to them breaking down the show. And it's like, yeah, these guys completely get performance.

They totally, why would, yeah, you would have to do that to sell the amount of records that they did.

But for some reason, because of the subject matter, you don't think that they, you just think they're doing it and they're not thinking about it.

But he just got off. He just fucking read the guy the riot act. He's like, yeah, we got like a 20 foot by 20 foot stage and you're performing like three feet by three feet.

You're not, you got to get out. You got to sell it. You got to sell it.

I would have loved to benefit that show watching the rest of the band because they're all pros. No one out of sell it.

And then there's this one guy in the middle looking like he's doing the fucking river dance, you know, with his hands down by his side, his feet are kind of jumping around, you know, dancing on one fucking square piece of linoleum.

Linoleum.

It's a great word, isn't it? Linoleum. It's a good name for a band, isn't it?

Some glam band, you just call it linoleum. There you go. Sing a couple of songs about pledge.

You know, or some other cleaner and that's just your thing. That's a wide open lane. Nobody's ever done that.

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