Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday May 1st, 2017. What's going on? How?

You like that echo? I am in my garage. This is what it's come down to. It's like fucking a quarter to seven or ten and seven in the morning. I got to go to the airport. My lovely daughter is sleeping.

My wife is sleeping. There's no place in the house for me to scream and yell, so I'm out here in the garage and all by the way, unless my I'll better an hour, around eight o'clock.

There's people coming in my house because well, you know, the gas line is, I don't know, 96 years. Fucking old.

So that thing needs to be replaced because it's leaking all over the goddamn place. That's always fun to have a baby in your hands. You set it down towards the floor and you have to say things to your wife.

Like, do you smell gas? So getting that taken care of today and this is it. This is where my life is at. So I'm sitting here on my workout bench that I can't use because I fucked up my shoulder.

I'm gradually getting better. This is the longest, most nagging fucking injury ever to try to heal, but I'm almost there. And this is how I'm going to do it.

People, this is how I'm going to celebrate. This is the 10 year anniversary of the Monday morning podcast. Can you believe that for 10 years, I have been yapping to myself.

You know, 10 years, I have not been reading 10 years. I've been making up shit for 10 years. I've been saying shit that I thought was true because I heard somebody say it in an airport.

I've been doing that for 10 years. I want to thank everybody's been listening. And I'm going to put a link to a post. Whatever the fuck you guys say.

It's a thing that you click on and then it goes to the video that you want to watch, which would be the first Monday morning podcast ever, which I believe was about 90 seconds long.

I'll give you a little history. I was over Robert Kelly's apartment back. We still live right around the corner of each other when I was still living in New York City.

And I was over his house and he was just, you know, typical Bobby was just like, dude, you should do a podcast dude. This isn't too May of 2007.

One of the few things I've ever been at the beginning of.

Podcasting and getting a special on Netflix. Those are the two things I was at the front. I remember, you know, for my intro and comedy clubs, I would say, they like, what do you want to say?

He's been on this. He's been on that. And you can see you might have seen his specials on Netflix and the host would say it and people would snicker.

They'd laugh in the crowd. They'd laugh at that credit. Well, now look at it. Huh? Look at the the the fucking world dominating behemoth.

You know, this oil companies now that look at Netflix like, God damn, how the fuck did you do that without firing a shot? How the fuck did you do that? All right.

So Netflix. Netflix and podcasting. You know, if I was if I was on an oil company, I would.

I said, I would do I'd start coming up with some original content. You know what I mean?

And just make the show so amazing, you know, that the stars would then go over to those countries. And while everybody was fawning over the cast of the reboot of friends, I would then run around the corner

and I would start stealing their oil. That's that's how I would do it. You know, it's a lot less messy. You know, there's the excitement. Am I going to get caught? Right?

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