Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-26-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2022
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Bill rambles about cookies, animal documentaries, and lunatics.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:02.9 | It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning |
| 0:06.5 | podcast and I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:13.6 | Just checking in on you. |
| 0:17.6 | Seeing how your days going, seeing how life's going for you and all of that type of shit. |
| 0:26.5 | I got to be honest with you, old freckles, old freckles finally moving the fucking work |
| 0:31.3 | out in the right direction after I tried that stupid intermittent fasting that just completely |
| 0:36.1 | shuts down your metabolism. |
| 0:40.1 | So fucking stupid. |
| 0:41.1 | Do you want to lose weight? |
| 0:42.3 | Don't eat anything for 17 hours. |
| 0:44.5 | Oh great, then my body feasts on what little muscle I have, then I'm walking around like |
| 0:48.9 | fucking SpongeBob square pants, but my stomach's flat. |
| 0:53.6 | What am I some kind of asshole who listens to someone? |
| 0:57.5 | You know what's really annoying? |
| 0:58.9 | I don't understand a fucking out of shape personal trainer. |
| 1:03.8 | If I see one more fucking out of shape personal trainer, it's fucking working out. |
| 1:09.5 | I'm looking at this guy. |
| 1:10.5 | He's like telling his person what to do. |
| 1:11.5 | It's like dude, you're not even in shape. |
| 1:18.9 | I'm going to get you in shape by getting you to not do what I'm doing. |
| 1:25.5 | Because if you do what I'm doing, I mean, I mean, you as a personal trainer, you shouldn't |
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