Monday Morning Podcast 5-23-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Bill rambles about Florida, 'Billy Boy', and UFO's.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday
0:07.2	May
0:09.2	Fuck it 23rd June May 23rd. Oh look at this and I'm back. I have a little I got a new mixer
0:18.1	I'm sitting in a chair
0:20.5	I'm upright. I got a microphone
0:23.6	And I have things that I need to say I
0:26.6	I really don't other than I had like one of the best fucking weekends of standup I've had in
0:33.8	uh, in my 30 years
0:37.1	Of going on stage and talking about my fucking freckled cock I
0:46.8	As I've talked about my spotted ball bag over the years
0:52.1	I've seen a lot of change
0:54.1	Some of it good some of it bad and I am here to bring back the good and if elected
1:01.1	All right, we'll make this white town even wider
1:04.4	Bill the wall bill the wall
1:08.0	Fucking lunatics. Uh, why are people into politics? I don't understand it. I don't understand it. Why can't you just fucking shut
1:16.4	The fucking news off the news
1:19.4	Do you watch the news? I
1:25.0	Watch 24 hours of news
1:28.4	Fucking brainwashed idiot. Um, oh, I wish we were all smart like you Bill. Y'all be I do too. Huh? I do too
1:37.6	Um, anyway
1:40.1	I was in Tampa, Florida
1:43.3	As opposed to Ohio
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