Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

I'm just checking in on you. How's it going? How are you? How's your week going? All that's wonderful.

Now, I know a lot of you guys last Monday were very upset with me when I was speaking in code and you just couldn't, you know, about my European tour. You were like,

wait a minute. It rhymes with Bund in England. Well, where the hell would that be? I'm not some sort of sleuth. I can't figure that stuff out. I got to start breaking down code. This isn't what I signed up for. I signed up to listen to a angry half a leprechaun, you know, bitch about getting a sunburn. All right. Well, I can actually announce some dates. I don't know why I can't announce all of them. I don't know what the big fucking secret is. It's not like I'm going to go over there to start spying on

you. But here's the ones we got so far. Actually, the tickets are going to go on sale. I didn't know how to fucking save these places. Callston, CLST, and Hall in Bristol, UK.

Announce 525 at 10 a.m. All right. So the tickets are on sale. Oh, this is what I announced it. Well, I'm announcing it on the 26. The tickets will go on sale on May 27th.

At 10 a.m. BST, whatever the fuck that means. Britain Standard Time. I don't know. Billy's stupid tits. I have no idea.

You can get those at live nation.com artists slash bill bird dash to whatever the link is on my my website. That's going to be August 3rd on August 4th. I'm going to be in fucking Manchester, Manchester, England, home of man United.

I'm going to be there on August 4th. And those tickets will also go on. Those tickets will go on sale on the 26th. That's the pre sale.

To sell subscribers only whatever the fuck that means. I don't know what any of this shit means for all you normal people. I guess we don't have cell phones for all the old people tickets for everybody else will go on sale on May 27th at 10 a.m.

Billy's stupid tits time. August 5th. Where am I going to be next? I'm going to be in London, England at the Apollo hammer Smith.

These things go on sale. And once again May 27th at 10 a.m. Britain Standard Time. God save the Queen time. I don't know. And August 8th. I'm going to be in Edinburgh, Scotland. The fuck's the fucking podcast.

Sorry for the bad accent. Pleasants grand two shows there. I think I'm doing two in London to I can't remember. I don't fuck out. I don't tend to know these things. Those will also go on sale on May 27th at 10 a.m.

Alright, I got some dates. I got three dates in Ireland to and I got something in Amsterdam. I think that'll be it. Nice little 10 day fucking run there. Go over there. You know stare at you pasty constancy where my freckles came from. That's what I'm doing. Oh, I can't wait. I cannot fucking wait. You know. We are knee deep neck deep into right in this season. We got the table read here in a couple hours for episode five.

Then we do six seven eight and June and then nine in ten in July and then we fucking edit them for the next 10 months, not even 10 months, whatever for the next six months will be adding in all this fucking shit. Well, basically have them and then they'll come out May of next year.

And you guys will sit down with a six pack of beer and you'll burn through them in about three hours. What a fucks the next one. And you know what? We'll make you some more because we're having a great time. But I'm not gonna lie to you.

It has become my life and I don't know what the fuck's going on at all. I know that Donald Trump was here yesterday.

Having a rally down the fucking anaheim, which I thought was pretty perfect for him to be heading down towards Orange County with whatever the fuck it is on his head to talk to a bunch of people that, you know, whatever the fuck they did to their face.

You know, I swear to God, Hollywood gets such good so much shit for like, you know, like everybody out here has plastic surgery. I'm not saying they don't. But at least it's decent. Jesus Christ, you go down to fucking Orange County with all those real housewives and those what Bruce Jenner looking dudes, you know what I mean?

Remember Bruce was still Bruce. Everyone can't live with still Bruce.

And the dude had his eyes done, you know, and the nose and all that. They all had like those fucking I think that bit about that. My act they have a lot of Bruce Jenner eyes.

And I used to I thought it was bullshit. I was, you know, you know, my wife would watch the real housewives of housewives of Orange County. I'd be like, all right, they picked the six biggest psycho couples. They could find people down here don't look like this. And then I went down to Irvine. I was playing the improv and I walked around them all. And I was like, wait a minute.

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