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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 5-23-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about dirty people, cameras in cars and military shows.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, May 22nd,

0:07.0

2016, what's going on? Oh, yeah!

0:12.1

Once again, I got a computer issues here that I got to get fixed when I get back to lost

0:16.6

Hangale's I am in

0:19.9

In Seattle

0:21.5

Seattle, Washington right now, which I got to tell you man

0:24.5

If you come to Seattle and in May or June when the sun is out, it's like you'll want to live here

0:32.7

It really is one of the most beautiful cities in the United States if you can just deal with overcast skies from like October through April and

0:44.1

These people pay the price but when the sun comes out it's fucking unbelievable. So I'm here with Nick Craig who's been crushing at this whole fucking tour and

0:52.0

We just went out to get some eats like a couple of tourists

0:56.3

We go you want to go down to the fisherman place where they're throwing the fish and everything so like yes, we start walking down there and

1:02.6

Of course it's mobbed and I say to him ago you realize that nobody from Seattle fucking goes down here

1:08.6

You know unless they're on like a first date or you know your dad and mama taking you down there to go see it

1:14.8

But I would think that you would avoid it. So

1:16.8

We didn't go all the way down in we just kind of kept walking we got a little bit

1:22.4

You know we walked along that main drag we just got a little bit away from it and

1:28.0

After waiting into that sea of fucking humanity. I was literally like dude

1:32.6

I will eat mediocre food if I don't have to stand in a line that can actually sit down like a human being

1:39.0

I

1:40.0

Know the food is good, but I don't I just don't understand you're standing in like a fucking bread line like it's the middle of a war or some shit

1:46.5

All right, you live in the United States of America. We don't stand in fucking line for food

1:52.2

We want all our fat asses up

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